Grandma, do you know how to play I spy? Do you know the rules?
Yes, I know how to play but why don't you go ahead and tell me how it is done.
OK, I say "I spy with my little eye" and find something to see and then you say what it is. I'll go first. OK? I spy with my little eye something black.
Hmmm - black. Is it on my dash?
Is it my purse?
No, it's in the car and I'm wearing it.
You're wearing it? I don't think you have anything on that's black.
Yes, I do. It's on my head. You give up?
I guess because I can't see anything on your head that's black. You can't see your head.
Yes, I can. It's my hair. You give up. My turn again.
Isaiah, you can't see your own hair. It's too short.
Yes - it's my hair. You gave up. My turn. I spy with my little eye...
I think I was had.