Grandma, can I marry you? I want to marry you because I missed you.
You want to marry me? That's nice, but I'm already married.
You are? Who married you?
Grandpa married me.
He did!?!?! When did he do that? When I was just a baby?
No, when your mommy was just a baby. She was three years old.
Oh... I was a tiny baby in her tummy then. Right?
Thank you for picking me up at latch key. Can I show Crampa my prizes I bought?
That will be fine... Show Grandpa your prizes.
~Maybe that will get his mind off of marriage.